It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
and he shit shit shit in his pants.
He always fuckin' shits in his pants
The party song
Here you go motherfuckers...
And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run
Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard
And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run
Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard
Grampas an ass hole
Uno, dos, tres, quatro...
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise,
and did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellate him?
And stick a finger or two in his ass?
He seems like a total asshole.
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.
When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head,and was it on your mothers bed?
And this is fucking stupid man i can't believe you'd have sex with your
own Grandfather. I mean you guys are related. What's he gonna do take out
his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like
to fuck you in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbated
and cum all over the place. This is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna
have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid. I hate you.
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise,
and did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellate him?
And stick a finger or two in his ass?
He seems like a total asshole.
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.
When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head,and was it on your mothers bed?
And this is fucking stupid man i can't believe you'd have sex with your
own Grandfather. I mean you guys are related. What's he gonna do take out
his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like
to fuck you in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbated
and cum all over the place. This is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna
have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid. I hate you.
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